THU 17 APR 2014
Gallon Drunk
Mono, Glasgow7.30pm£9.00
FRI 18 APR 2014
Withered Hand
CCA, Glasgow7.30pm£10.00
SUN 4 MAY 2014
Fuck Buttons
+ Special Guests
Liquid Room, EdinburghDoors 7pm£15.00
TUE 6 MAY 2014
Solids
Mono, Glasgow7.30pm£7.50
WED 7 MAY 2014
Dum Dum Girls
Crocodiles
SWG3 Warehouse, Glasgow7.30pm£12.50
FRI 16 MAY 2014
Hiss Golden Messenger
Nice N Sleazy, Glasgow7.30 p.m.£9.00
From the Jam FT Bruce Foxton
Liquid Room, EdinburghDoors 7pm£20.00
SAT 17 MAY 2014
From the Jam FT Bruce Foxton
Fat Sam's Club, DundeeDoors 7pm£20.00
SUN 18 MAY 2014
S. Carey (of Bon Iver)
CCA, Glasgow7.30pm£12.50
From the Jam FT Bruce Foxton
Lemon Tree, AberdeenDoors 7.30PM£20.00
MON 19 MAY 2014
Neutral Milk Hotel
Barrowland, GlasgowDoors 7pmsold out
TUE 20 MAY 2014
Mac deMarco *please note change of venue*
Arches (Argyle Street Entrance), Glasgow7.30pm£10.00
WED 21 MAY 2014
Mutual Benefit
Mono, Glasgow7.30pm£10.00
THU 22 MAY 2014
Melt-Banana
Mono, Glasgow£10.00
FRI 23 MAY 2014
Cloud Nothings
Stereo, Glasgow7.00pm£9.00
MON 2 JUN 2014
Loop & Godflesh
SWG3 Warehouse, Glasgow7.30pm£16.50
FRI 6 JUN 2014
PAWS
The Art School, Glasgow7.00pm£9.00
SAT 7 JUN 2014
Steve Ignorant's Slice of Life (Crass)
Stereo, Glasgow7.00pm£10.00
Paws
The Wee Red Bar , EdinburghDoors 7pm£9.00
MON 9 JUN 2014
Angel Olsen
Mono, Glasgow7.30pm£9.00
MON 23 JUN 2014
Luke Abbott
Rival Consoles, Dam Mantle
Mono, Glasgow8.00pm£8.50
TUE 1 JUL 2014
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Mono, Glasgow7.30pm£12.50
WED 6 AUG 2014
Easy Star All Stars: Dub Side of the Moon 10th Anniversary Show
Backbeat Soundsystem
Liquid Room, EdinburghDoors 7pm£19.00
THU 14 AUG 2014
Neutral Milk Hotel
Edinburgh Corn Exchange, EdinburghDoors 7pm£23.50
THU 21 AUG 2014
Jeffrey Lewis & The Jrams
Electric Circus , EdinburghDoors7pm£10.00
SUN 26 OCT 2014
John Cooper Clarke
O2 ABC, Glasgow7.00 p.m£20.00
FRI 28 NOV 2014
Dreadzone
Oran Mor, Glasgow7.00 p.m.£16.50

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John Cooper Clarke


FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2013

7.00pm - 10.00pm

£20.00


The Poet Laureate of Punk returns to Glasgow for a specil show at the SWG3 venue on Kelvinhaugh St.

SWG3 – Studio Warehouse, 100 Eastvale Place, Glasgow, G3 8QG.

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
TWAT.

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SWG3 Warehouse

100 Eastvale Place
Glasgow
Lanarkshire
United Kingdom
G3 8QG

http://www.swg3.tv

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