FRI 6 MAR 2015
Zun Zun Egui
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£8.00
TUE 17 MAR 2015
Vessels
Nice N Sleazy, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.50
WED 18 MAR 2015
Ian Siegal Band
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£14.00
FRI 20 MAR 2015
Kiran Leonard
Glad Cafe, Shawlands7:30pm£7.00
MON 6 APR 2015
Jessica Pratt
Mono, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
SAT 11 APR 2015
Errors
+ special guests
The Art School, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£11.00
MON 13 APR 2015
Black Yaya (feat..David Ivar of Herman Dune)
plus guests
Mono, GlasgowDoors 8.00pm£9.00
TUE 14 APR 2015
Matthew E White
Oran Mor, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£14.00
WED 15 APR 2015
Slug
Jutland Songs
Mono, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£7.00
SUN 19 APR 2015
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
O2 ABC 7pm£19.50
WED 22 APR 2015
Jam City
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 8.00pm£8.00
THU 23 APR 2015
Skinny Lister
Nice N Sleazy, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£9.00
TUE 28 APR 2015
Flying Lotus
O2 ABC, Glasgow7pm£20.00
FRI 1 MAY 2015
Akala
Electric Circus , EdinburghDoors 7pm£10.00
SAT 2 MAY 2015
Akala
Stereo, Glasgow7:30pm£10.00
WED 6 MAY 2015
Peter Broderick
Mono, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£10.00
SAT 9 MAY 2015
Foxygen
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£12.00
Withered Hand
Nice N Sleazy, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£11.00
SUN 17 MAY 2015
American Football
SWG3 Warehouse, Glasgow7.30pm£20.00
WED 20 MAY 2015
Young Fathers
The Art School, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£10.00
FRI 22 MAY 2015
The Saints
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£13.00
SAT 23 MAY 2015
Nils Frahm
O2 ABC 1, Glasgow7.00pm£20.00
Swans
The Art School, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£20.00
SUN 24 MAY 2015
Doldrums
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£8.00
THU 28 MAY 2015
Babes In Toyland
Oran Mor, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£15.00
FRI 5 JUN 2015
John Cooper Clarke
Platform, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£20.00
MON 8 JUN 2015
Robyn Hitchcock
Mono, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£13.50
MON 22 JUN 2015
Natalie Prass
Mono, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£11.00
SAT 27 JUN 2015
Peggy Seeger
Oran Mor, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£17.50
SUN 9 AUG 2015
The Tubes ft. Fee Waybill
The Art School, GlasgowDoors 7.30pm£23.00
THU 15 OCT 2015
From The Jam Ft Bruce Foxton *Plase note change of date*
Lemon Tree, Aberdeen£21.00

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John Cooper Clarke


FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2013

7.00pm - 10.00pm

£20.00


The Poet Laureate of Punk returns to Glasgow for a specil show at the SWG3 venue on Kelvinhaugh St.

SWG3 – Studio Warehouse, 100 Eastvale Place, Glasgow, G3 8QG.

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
TWAT.

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SWG3 Warehouse

100 Eastvale Place
Glasgow
Lanarkshire
United Kingdom
G3 8QG

http://www.swg3.tv

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