WED 22 OCT 2014
Steve Harley *CANCELLED / Tickets are valid for Thur 23 Oct at The Arches*
Arches (Argyle Street Entrance), GlasgowDoors 7.00pmCancelled/Tickets are valid for Thur 23rd Oct at The Arches
Lola Colt
Mono, GlasgowDoors 8.00pm£8.00
THU 23 OCT 2014
Steve Harley
Arches (Argyle Street Entrance), Glasgow7.00pm£28.00
FRI 24 OCT 2014
United Fruit
Algernon Doll and Dialects
Nice N Sleazy, Glasgow7.30pm£6.00
SUN 26 OCT 2014
John Cooper Clarke
O2 ABC, Glasgow7.00 p.m£20.00
FRI 31 OCT 2014
Haley Bonar
Memory Man
Nice N Sleazy, Glasgow7.30pm£7.00
Goblin: Suspiria (live score)
SWG3 Warehouse, GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£25.00
THU 6 NOV 2014
White Lung
TWEENS
Stereo, Glasgow7.00pm£9.00
The John Langan Band
Mono, Glasgow7.30pm£9.00
FRI 7 NOV 2014
Shabazz Palaces
Nice N Sleazy, Glasgow7pm£10.00
SAT 8 NOV 2014
Son of Dave
Nice N Sleazy, Glasgow7.00pm£10.00
Ozric Tentacles & MantisMash
The Art School, Glasgow7.00pm£16.50
FRI 14 NOV 2014
B.Dolan & Scroobius Pip (MC/DJ)
Warren Peace
Nice N Sleazy, Glasgow7.30pm£10.00
TUE 18 NOV 2014
Chatham County Line
and Mandoline Orange
Mono, Glasgow8.00pm£12.50
WED 19 NOV 2014
Pere Ubu
CCA, Glasgow7.30pm£15.00
FRI 21 NOV 2014
Beans On Toast
Will Varley
Nice N Sleazy, Glasgow7.00pm£9.00
MON 24 NOV 2014
Merchandise
Man Of The Moon
Stereo, Glasgow8.00pm£9.50
FRI 28 NOV 2014
Dreadzone
Oran Mor, Glasgow7.00pm£16.50
Silver Apples
Stereo, Glasgow7.00pm£12.00
Electric Youth
+ guests
Nice N Sleazy, GlasgowDoors 7.30pmCancelled
SAT 29 NOV 2014
The Wytches
Stereo, Glasgow7.00pm£8.00
Lee Scratch Perry
SWG3 Warehouse, Glasgow7.00pm£25.00
FRI 5 DEC 2014
Saint Saviour and Bill Ryder Jones
Nice N Sleazy, Glasgow8.00pm£10.00
SUN 7 DEC 2014
From The Jam ft. Bruce Foxton
Setting Sons Tour
Oran Mor, Glasgow7.00pm£21.00
SAT 13 DEC 2014
Martha Reeves & The Vandellas
Arches (Argyle Street Entrance), GlasgowDoors 7.00pm£23.00
MON 9 FEB 2015
Hiss Golden Messenger
+ guests
Stereo, GlasgowDoors 8.00pm£10.00
THU 30 APR 2015
From The Jam Ft Bruce Foxton
Liquid Room, EdinburghDoors 7pm £21.00
SUN 3 MAY 2015
From The Jam Ft Bruce Foxton
Lemon Tree, Aberdeen£21.00

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John Cooper Clarke


FRIDAY 1ST NOVEMBER 2013

7.00pm - 10.00pm

£20.00


The Poet Laureate of Punk returns to Glasgow for a specil show at the SWG3 venue on Kelvinhaugh St.

SWG3 – Studio Warehouse, 100 Eastvale Place, Glasgow, G3 8QG.

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Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
TWAT.

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SWG3 Warehouse

100 Eastvale Place
Glasgow
Lanarkshire
United Kingdom
G3 8QG

http://www.swg3.tv

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